Here's your chance! Here's your one and only chance...

...to be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP POET!!!! I'm so glad ANTP doesn't make you wait in line for lengthy auditions. You just answer the spam mail with the title: Will, you could be America's Next Top Poet! and register with the site and submit your poem. You, too can be as recognizable as America's previous top poets...ummm....Robert Frost? Maya Angelou? I've got nothing.

On second thought, I'm looking at this entry form. Monthly $1000 prizes? Really? How's this:

He lightly tapped the table as she fried the eggs.
"I know about the purple crayon," she said.
"Damn you. It's over."
She flung the skillet at the wall.
"Peanut Butter!!!!!!!"


Or this:

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Where's Tyra Banks?
'Cause I'm America's Next Top Poet.

And you know that if you're ANTP you've got to go around wearing this. It's in the by-laws.

By the way, if you write poetry, I offer no condemnation or disrespect. But only if you're in the running to be AMERICA'S NEXT TOP POET.

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