Oh Brad! You're so brave!

Brad Pitt says he won't marry Angelina until all Americans are "legally able" to wed. All Americans, meaning all gay Americans...not the children or polygymous fellas or in some cases, both. Shame on Will for marrying me back when only the straights could marry. I'm already respecting him less.

In the altruistic spirit of those who are better than the rest of us, aka the celebrities, I offer the following:

I will not wash the dishes until Oprah gives me a million dollars for being so cute.

I will not limit my diet until at least 15 more people comment on the six pounds I lost this year.

I will not post another picture of my children until the crisis in Darfur is solved.

I will not smile again until Wes Anderson makes me another movie.

I will not learn French, German, Norse, Cockney, EU, African, Jewish or any other not-English language until someone explains the metric system to me. This I don't back down on.


This is too easy. I'm going to avoid everything I've never wanted to do. Who needs a pre-nup with Republican conservatives in Congress? Sneaky, sneaky Brad.

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