What's she doing? What is that? Ewwww...
Me: Charlie, stop gagging! You're fine. It's ok, baby.
Ava: I'm siiiiick.
Juliet: She's doing it again! Ewww!
Me: (driving) It's alright, baby. I'll get you cleaned up in a minute. Charlie, don't look at her! Stop gagging! Don't look at her!
Juliet: Aren't we going to turn around?
Me: Nope.
Ava: I feel siiiiick.
Me: I know, baby. Just give me a minute. (pushes button) I'll have 3, no 2 lime slushes and a large Dr. Pepper.
That's right. I kept driving. To Sonic. And that's right. She threw up again on the way home. You know you're a mama of three kids when the effort to get them into the car is enough to endure a 3 minute car ride of vomit. For Sonic slushes.
One of these days I'm going to write a more glowing story of motherhood. But it will probably be a lie.
http://here-in-idaho.blogspot.com/
Ava: I'm siiiiick.
Juliet: She's doing it again! Ewww!
Me: (driving) It's alright, baby. I'll get you cleaned up in a minute. Charlie, don't look at her! Stop gagging! Don't look at her!
Juliet: Aren't we going to turn around?
Me: Nope.
Ava: I feel siiiiick.
Me: I know, baby. Just give me a minute. (pushes button) I'll have 3, no 2 lime slushes and a large Dr. Pepper.
That's right. I kept driving. To Sonic. And that's right. She threw up again on the way home. You know you're a mama of three kids when the effort to get them into the car is enough to endure a 3 minute car ride of vomit. For Sonic slushes.
One of these days I'm going to write a more glowing story of motherhood. But it will probably be a lie.
http://here-in-idaho.blogspot.com/
posted by Will at 9/20/2006 10:28:00 PM
5 Comments:
I love you. I really do... because people need to understand, sick kid or no, sometimes you just gotta get the hell outta the house!!
Hope Pukes is feeling better.
She's hanging in there. Sleeping her day away (since she was up at 1,3 and 5 this morning..."noooo, I want water from the refrigerator downstairs! This is water for washing your hands!")
I'm a little bitter this afternoon.
Yep, I never knew that water from the upstais washroom was poisonous until I had kids. Thank God I finally know... Commenting on a comment, that's me.
Hope she's feeling better. Throwing up = yuck.
we so did the same thing when olivia was about 1. we had to have a freebirds burrito. drove the 25 minute drive and got about 2 miles away when olivia gagged herself with a cough and puked EVERYWHERE. it was cold out and we stripped her down, found the nearest gas station with paper towels to buy and wiped half digested goldfish vomit off of her naked little self. then we drove home with burritos in hand. a good time was had by all. well, almost all.
Good lord! That is so funny... I won't feel so bad when I commit this same act someday then! LOL!!!
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