Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Yes. I know I should've used the word 'unnecessary'. But I prefer...

Irrelevant.

ir re' le vant - having no bearing on or connection with the subject at issue. As in:

Michael Jackson is irrelevant now that Justin Timberlake has a successful sophomore album. We don't need his crazy bleachiness anymore. Justin + Usher = Why isn't Michael Jackson in the crazyhouse yet?

Local network news is irrelevant because no one really believes baby's sippy cup poses DEADLY and IMMINENT THREAT to your loved ones. And no one thinks the sped-up wacky bloopers are funny, either.

The Hollywood Star Walk of Fame is irrelevant as Amy Grant was recently honored with a star. With all of 7 movies to her credit, I'm takin' to the notion that Jesus himself bought her that space on the Walk of Fame.

Good dental hygeine is irrelevant since I can always get my teeth replaced with brilliantly white choppers.

MTV, or as I call it TVTV, is irrelevant. Period.

Michael Moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh are irrelevant because they believe anyone who is does not subscribe to their world-views is irrelevant.


Also in the irrelevant category:

the US war on drugs
cursive
the bra if you're Kierra Knightly
panties if you're Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton
the UN
capitalism in Russia under Putin
and completely irrelevant to this post: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO AND NO!






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1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I like the word "irrelevant" too.

9/20/2006 12:41:00 PM  

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